Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Sephiroth
Final Fantasy VII, Dissidia, Kingdom Hearts, and Crisis Core



Evil Factor: Absolutely Evil. Sadistic, Ruthless, Emotionless, Murderous
Insanity Factor: Dangerously Insane. Loyal to his 'mother' Jenova, and has a messiah complex
Powers: Uses a big ass sword, can transform into an 'angel', uses a flashy attack called Supernova, teleportation and other attacks (best seen in Kingdom Hearts), can utilize deadly spells, and has an extremely memorable and epic theme One Winged Angel
Occupation: SOLDIER, 'mama's boy', Bringer of the end of the World
 
Description: A picture can say many things about a person, the one above screams to us saying 'Hey look I'm an emo!' Now don't get me wrong, but we do believe Sephiroth is a little bit overrated simply because of his absolute lack of emotion, personality, and when you finally get to the last fight with him, he is pathetic compared to all of the previous bosses especially that Fat-ass loser Palmer. I can understand that Omnislash, Cloud's ultimate ability can kill him in one hit but what many people most likely didn't realize is ANYTHING will kill him in one hit. For this fight, you don't need to do anything. None of his attacks will kill you and if he does attack, Cloud will counter and then kill him in one hit. Before his last stand though he has an extremely epic song called One Winged Angel, arguably the best boss theme to ever exist, and he also has an extremely flashy ability where he destroys Pluto, makes a hole in Jupiter and wrecks the Saturn rings called Supernova that doesn't make sense when he uses it twice or more. Who has the ability to destroy Pluto twice? According to some YouTube videos, Sephiroth is a terrible villain because his lack of emotion renders him boring and that cool sword he has is to compensate for something. Don't you dare rage about this guy fan boys, I didn't die once to this guy while I died on other Final Fantasy villains or had difficulty frequently. Overall, Sephiroth is all flash and is a mama's boy just like Norman Bates from Pyscho. I am the Godfather and this is my opinion of him. While he may have a big goal and has the means to accomplish it, most Final Fantasy villains also have big goals and the means to acquire them but have awesome personalities to back them up, such as Kefka from Final Fantasy VI or they may have some emotionally gripping story leading up to them like Sin/Jecht from Final Fantasy X. Arguably, Sephiroth is not even the antagonist despite what it appears since he is doing everything that Jenova is telling him to do. Since everything he does is for and because of Jenova, his apparent mother, that makes Jenova the technical main antagonist with him merely being a meat puppet to end the world for her. Do you know why people think he is such a good villain? It's simply because he killed Aerith and you Cloud fan-boys got carried away, get over it, it has been what 16 years? Aerith's death was not that effective, plus I didn't even like Aerith, she was so weird and weak as hell. Another thing that is wrong with Sephiroth is the fact that he failed to deliver the typical bad guy speech, let alone he barely spoke at all in the game, and what little he did say was either strange or cryptic. I am the Godfather and if you have a problem with my opinion, then go screw yourself and go die in a supernova.

 
The Godfather & Dr. Evil


Supernova
Real nonsensical when used twice

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