DEATHMATCH!

Bowser (Super Mario Bros.)
Vs.
Gnasty Gnorc (Spyro the Dragon) (the original one)

Motivation: The two, disrespected, evil kings vie for territory and riches to fuel their pointless and silly wars and their forces wage war on one another after Gnasty Gnorc opened a portal that led to Mushroom Kingdom, when he meant to invade the Artisans Homeworld. Bowser realized the power of the gems that Gnasty's forces were made of and pressed the attack, the Gnorc army was devastated since they were all one hit kills, but Gnasty cheated by turning Bowser's army into statues, the two kings then fought each other one on one

Bowser
Evil: Power-hungry
Weapons: Claws, spiked tail, spiked shell, fire breath
Powers: Fire breath, Turtle shell, brute strength, Giga Bowser form, resilience
Speed: Slow
Intelligence: Questionable
Weakness: Falling on his back, lava, water/fire extinguisher

Gnasty Gnorc
Evil: Bully
Weapons: Magic, a large mace
Powers: Petrification magic, can create reinforcements with gems
Speed: Surprisingly fast, unburdened by his armor and mace
Intelligence: Reportedly dumb
Weakness: Takes two hits to kill with fire, only weakness is fire

The Fight: The fight would start with the two trading punches with each other until they realized they can't hurt the other that way. Gnasty would then try to crush Bowser with his mace but he would hide in his shell and block the attack, Bowser would then rapidly spin and charge at Gnasty while in his shell still, but Gnasty would counter by whacking his shell, hurling him into a rock. When Bowser got back up, he spat a fireball at Gnasty, hitting him in the face and leaving him with one hit point. Gnasty  then summoned up his lieutenants, Toasty, Dr. Shemp, Blowhard, Metalhead, and Jacques all of which ganged up on Bowser. When it all seemed bleak for Bowser, he underwent a horrific transformation into Giga Bowser and killed his lieutenants in one single hit. The showdown came to an end when Gnasty Gnorc cast his Petrification spell on Giga Bowser. Gnasty Gnorc won but unfortunately the petrified Giga Bowser then fell on top of Gnasty, killing him. With Bowser gone, the Bowser Regime fell into disarray as Mario came along and killed off the survivors, and nobody gave a shit when they learned of Gnasty Gnorc's death.

The Result:
A Draw

Although Gnasty won by a TKO, the Petrified Bowser fell on him and killed him and nobody was around to free him of his statue form so he became a Pigeon hub. Gnasty may have been fast but his stupidity did not help him foresee the effects of gravity which proved to be his fatal mistake, even though Bowser can be freed, we've decided to still consider this as a draw since it could be years before that happened.

 

Dr. Evil